“Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.” ~ Groucho Marx, The Essential Groucho: Writings For By And About Groucho Marx
Ricky Racoon  "Some people are uncomfortable with the idea that humans belong to the same class of animals as cats and cows and raccoons. They're like the people who become successful and then don't want to be reminded of the old neighborhood." ~ Phil Donahue  23489  “Man is a parrot in the House of History; he listens and then he repeats the same crap over and over!” ~  Mehmet Murat ildan  18324  “I've just been bitten on the neck by a vampire... mosquito. Does that mean that when the night comes I will rise and be annoying?” ~ Vera Nazarian  8006  “Sometimes you're the windshield. Sometimes your the bug.” ~ Mark Knopfler