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“I love mankind ... it's people I can't stand!!” ~ Charles M. Schulz, The Complete Peanuts, Vol. 5: 1959-1960

“Someday, men will visit ideas instead of places.” ~ Toba Beta, My Ancestor Was an Ancient Astronaut

“The things you used to own, now they own you.” ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club

“Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.” ~ Groucho Marx, The Essential Groucho: Writings For By And About Groucho Marx

“The clearest way into the Universe is through a forest wilderness.” ~ John Muir

“It's such a big world," She'd say wistfully. "Something is always happening somewhere.” ~ Mitch Albom, For One More Day

“It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm cells... to locate a female egg, despite the fact that the egg is, relative to them, the size of Wisconsin.” ~ Dave Barry

“True confidence is not about what you take from someone to restore yourself, but what you give back to your critics because they need it more than you do.” ~ Shannon L. Alder

"The truest expression of a people is in its dances and its music. Bodies never lie." ~ Agnes de Mille

"There is nothing so joyous as the laughter of a young child...unless it's 3 am, you're home alone and you have no children." ~ Anon

“What is freedom of expression? Without the freedom to offend, it ceases to exist.” ~ Salman Rushdie